Things to Do on Vuboq's Birthday Eve Eve Eve

1. Ask yourself, "Have I mailed Vuboq's birthday card yet?"
1a. If no, get thee to a post office pronto, kitten.
1b. If yes, have a celebratory martini!

2. Ask yourself, "Have I ordered Vuboq's expensive birthday present yet?"
2a. If no, for god's sake, kitten, what are you waiting for? The grass to grow?
2b. If yes, have a celebratory martini!

3. Ask yourself, "Have I emailed Vuboq an e-birthday card yet?"
3a. If no, do it! Now! [They are FREE, you know, and they show that you care]
3b. If yes, have a celebratory martini!

4. Ask yourself, "Have I sent the million dollar money order to Vuboq yet?"
4a. If no, um ... why not?
4b. If yes, have a celebratory martini. Hell, Vuboq will personally deliver your celebratory martini.

Things Vuboq is Doing on His Birthday Eve Eve Eve:

1. "Working"
2. Going to Class, where he is going to premiere his latest short story, which isn't quite finished yet, which is making him panic just a little bit, which is not good. Vuboq is liking the beginning of this story, but is not too pleased with the last few pages. *urgh*

And, that's about it.

Stay Tuned Tomorrow for Things to Do on Vuboq's Birthday Eve Eve, or How to Recover from All Those Celebratory Martinis.

*smooches*
And *extra special smooches of joy* to Sassy!

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