So. Bored. So. Dying.

Need coffee ...
Yes! Yawn Valdez! My HERO!


With apologies to the family of Juan Valdez ...

Comments

  1. goblinbox4:05 PM

    WHERE'S THE ANAL PROBE YOU PROMISED ME? THERE'S NO ANAL PROBING AT ALL IN THIS POST!!!

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  2. goblinbox4:07 PM

    P.S. I love Stick Steven so much.

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  3. vuboq4:07 PM

    Look more closely. I'm touching your ass.

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  4. goblinbox4:08 PM

    *jumps* Ewh! Boy cooties! EEEWH!!!

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  5. goblinbox4:09 PM

    Get away from my ass! That's a highly trained animal! Wait, maybe it's a donkey. Or a mule? Either way, STOP TOUCHING IT.

    ReplyDelete
  6. CT6:45 PM

    *dies laughing at this and the last post*

    Oh, bless your pervy heart.

    ReplyDelete
  7. diablo7:04 PM

    ive already accepted the role as the next jew-un vall-deez. sorry anal-probing stickman, maybe you can find a place with a proctologist or on uranus.

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